weekend updates and olsens
within the last two days, i've fasted, ate, watched a documentary about arnold swarzenegger flexing his mind and various other body parts, watched a documentary about michael moore flexing his mind and various cheeseburgers (i presume) and heard that mary kate olsen was in rehab for anorexia.
In her response to the idea of fasting as a legitimate way to conduct a detox program, says Merryl Bear,program coordinator for the National Eating Disorder Information Centre at Toronto General Hospital says, "'The first behavioural step towards developing an eating disorder is restricting one's eating.''
now, if you were a hot teenage multi-millionaire, would you have any interest in an elitist troll with questionable personal hygiene and moderate sociopathic tendancies? probably not. but if you met him in rehab when your guard was down, well, that would work fine.
"So Ashley..."
"...actually it's Mary-Kate"
"Whatever. We have a lot in common."
"We do? What's been the hardest for you?"
"I usually like to drink a lot of beer and have at least one cheesesteak or fried food product a day, you?"
"I don't like what i see in the mirror."
On the same topic, i have two dogs from the same litter. Twins, you could say. One's much heavier than the other, because he steals food out of the other's bowl. If the Olsens would just do what my parents did, everything might be all right. Just move their bowls to different sides of the room, and put some gravy over Winston's kibble to make him eat it fast. Not hard. Not hard at all.
In her response to the idea of fasting as a legitimate way to conduct a detox program, says Merryl Bear,program coordinator for the National Eating Disorder Information Centre at Toronto General Hospital says, "'The first behavioural step towards developing an eating disorder is restricting one's eating.''
now, if you were a hot teenage multi-millionaire, would you have any interest in an elitist troll with questionable personal hygiene and moderate sociopathic tendancies? probably not. but if you met him in rehab when your guard was down, well, that would work fine.
"So Ashley..."
"...actually it's Mary-Kate"
"Whatever. We have a lot in common."
"We do? What's been the hardest for you?"
"I usually like to drink a lot of beer and have at least one cheesesteak or fried food product a day, you?"
"I don't like what i see in the mirror."
On the same topic, i have two dogs from the same litter. Twins, you could say. One's much heavier than the other, because he steals food out of the other's bowl. If the Olsens would just do what my parents did, everything might be all right. Just move their bowls to different sides of the room, and put some gravy over Winston's kibble to make him eat it fast. Not hard. Not hard at all.
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EDITOR'S NOTE:
"within the last two days, i've fasted, ate, watched a documentary about arnold swarzenegger...."
What Kevin failed to note was the aforementioned Swarzenegger flick was played picture and picture against the backdrop of the NBA Draft, David Stern standing center screen mispronouncing Mormon names while text ran across the left detailing how Danny Ainge huffed rags in the GM war room.
it's true! i remember thinking that if i went to BYU, they would have saddled me with a wife and if i was stuck in a gym, i would have been backhanded by lou ferrigno's dad.
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