Game: Guess the context!
I sent the following one line e-mail to a coworker:
If you like your night out to end in murderous rage, you drink jagermeister and appreciate the appeals of gothic S&M dungeons, methinks.
Post a comment and guess what provoked me to utter that decree. Winner gets a SoK carryall.
If you like your night out to end in murderous rage, you drink jagermeister and appreciate the appeals of gothic S&M dungeons, methinks.
Post a comment and guess what provoked me to utter that decree. Winner gets a SoK carryall.
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your standing at the executive board urinal side by side with Rick, the thirty-something middle management pervert who continually subjects you and the rest of the cubicle dwellers to tales of his weekend exploits with the sixtiesh wives of midwestern congressman and former Bob Packwood aides. as your peters dangle side by side, he begins to describe in excrutiating detail his latest adventure, involving a high-heeled shoe, a python, and a copy of Bill Clinton's autobiography. The story winds down the two of you shake off, and he turns and says. in a fatherly sort of way: 'im tellin ya kev, a night without auto-erotic asphyxiation is like a colonic without vaseline'. At which point you respond with your preference for nights that end in bloodshed. Now he wont stop calling, and your on the fast track to vice president.
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