Weekend Stats

Taking a page from our namesake's notebook, here's my attempt to statistically quantify my existence.
or, at least 48 hours thereof:

hours worked: 17
drinks consumed: roughly 26
liveshots: 9
times i ran into a fat drunk chick from one of the liveshots in a elevator the same night: 1
times i checked the SoK website: around 30
damage: $120
fireworks seen: 0
adrian sightings: 0
sunrises: 2
amputees: 1
asians: 2

status report:
mustache: gone
nikes: new
de-rigeur work accessory: flip flops
last weeks accessory: cigarrettes
chest, arms, face, legs: sunburned

Like/Dislikes:
i currently prefer jim o'rourke to jeff tweedy.
however, i prefer jeff tweedy to mary kate (or is it ashley) olsen.
i also prefer pills over coke.
the new york times put seth macfarlane on the cover of the arts section: this i like.
however, the post but a picture of dick gephart on the cover, with the headline "Kerry's Choice".
This i like even more.
I would rather my (hypothetical) girlfriend had a prosthetic leg than a prosthetic arm.
Prosthetic tits would be even better than that.
I would rather be manny than a-rod.
i view mark blounts impending signing with the sixers with apathy.
i view jake's contributions to this forum with disgust.